he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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