You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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