i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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