Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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