Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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