Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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