whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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