# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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