Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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