Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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