problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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