i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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