is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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