Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she smelled like a LAN party
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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