I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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