think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
is it fun? or sober?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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