margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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