So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
