So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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