This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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