If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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