I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He kissed a someone with a penis
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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