I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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