i just had sex bonerless
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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