what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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