She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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