Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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