So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
This toilet bowl is my home.
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