Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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