she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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