Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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