I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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