Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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