maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Randomize
