You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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