I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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