hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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