So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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