Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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