So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
