Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
