Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Is Oprah even human
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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