his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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