I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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