Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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