Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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