): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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