After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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