For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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