You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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