They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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