Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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