yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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