i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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