it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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