fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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