How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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